Bugger

I’ve broken it. The site isn’t working properly in Internet Exploder. It works on Mozilla browsers. I guess I should do something about that…

Well I’m working on it. Everything seems to be up and running now which is a good start. There are a few things that need tweaking like page titles that are a bit out of sync as you browse through the site. I need to work on the way content is rendered by the WordPress editor too. That isn’t working right just at the minute either, but it just needs a bit of fettling.

Testing the Press

The thing with WordPress is that you can post to the Internet just by sending an email. Which is really pretty damn clever. In fact that’s why this post is tagged Distant Words, because, I could be writing it from anywhere in the World from a mobile phone. Which could be damn handy for those trips where you want to send updates from the field…

Fab Words

Mike Brown, who’s a guy from Alabama wrote this comment when he registered his IF on the Owners’ Club site:

The paint is silk and the build is immaculate. The ride is balanced, natural and predictable. It is the bike I would build, if you had the experience and energy of thirteen bicycle obsessed people stuffed in my brain all at once – but I don’t, and that’s why I bought an Independent Fabrication.

It’s probably one of the best comments I’ve received from an Indy Fab owner and it sums up a lot about how I feel about their bikes too. The owners’ club is rapidly approaching 550 registered bikes.

This morning saw a reasonably early start and a trip down to Sale Water Park to hammer out a river run ride with Tyrell. After torrential rain yesterday, today the sun was out and the trails were drying. The air is warmer and I think that spring is finally on the way. It’s been a long time coming this year. So much so that Howies are doing a crazy deal on t-shirts.

I signed the site up to Technorati earlier in the week and there’s now a link in the right handside menu of the front page of the site. It’s interesting to see how rothar.com is networked amongst other blog users – all seem to be bike orientated and that’s not really to surprising. If you have a blog and haven’t checked it out yet, then take a look.

Anna Shepard writes a great column in the Saturday Times called the Eco Worrier. Anna has started up a blog for debating about green/ethical issues. It makes some interesting reading.

The Games, The Glory

The mountain bike section of the Commonwealth Games happened last night. Liam Kileen and Oli Beckingsale rode a tactical race and came away with a cracking result for Gold and Silver for England while Roy Hunt’s daughter (Amy) who can normally be found showing her opponents a clean set of wheels in the cyclocross circuit, cam ehome 4th in the womens race. A great ride by them all.

I’ve been talking to MacPuppy about some extra riding off the back of the TransAlp this summer. He’s invited us to play on his local trails near Grenoble and it looks like a great option from the photos I’ve seen so far. I can’t wait to get over there. He’s also talking about doing the trans-Vercors – a 1 day 100km event – at the beginning of September. Unless I have an unexpected change of career before then that I’m not expecting there’s no way that I’ll be doing that.

A more realistic prospect is going to the Southern hemisphere to ride the Cape Epic. Imagine doing the Trans Alp race but in a radically different environment. That’d be 900 gruelling kilometres and climbing totalling more than some 16000 vertical metres during an adventurous eight-day journey which starts in Knysna and ends just outside Cape Town after traversing wide open African plains, majestic mountains, deep ravines, arid semi-deserts, indigenous forests, spectacular coastlines and flourishing vineyards. Erm, yeah. It’s on the table.

From: Mike
Subject: Valerie

Knock! Knock!

The madam opened the brothel door to see a rather dignified, well-dressed good looking man in his late 40s or early 50s.

“May I help you?” she asked.

“I want to see Valerie,” the man replied.

“Sir, Valerie is one of our most expensive ladies.
Perhaps you would prefer someone else,” said the madam.

“No. I must see Valerie,” was the man’s reply.

Just then, Valerie appeared and announced to the man that she charged $1,000 a visit.

Without hesitation, the man pulled out ten one-hundred dollar bills, gave them to Valerie, and they went upstairs.

After an hour, the man calmly left.

The next night, the same man appeared again, demanding to see Valerie.

Valerie explained that none had ever come back two nights in a row–too expensive–and there were no discounts. The price was still $1,000. Again the man pulled out the money, gave it to Valerie and they went upstairs. After an hour, he left.

The following night the man was there again. Everyone was astounded that he had come for the third consecutive night, but he paid Valerie and they went upstairs.

After their session, Valerie questioned the man. “No one has ever been with me three nights in a row. Where are you from?” she asked.

The man replied, “South Carolina.” “Really” she said. “I have family in South Carolina.”

“I know,” the man said. “Your father died, and I am your sister’s attorney. She asked me to give you your $3,000 inheritance.”

The moral of the story is that there are three things in life that are certain:

1. Death

2. Taxes

3. Being screwed by a lawyer.

Stumpy

T-man picked up his new Stumpy yesterday. After the ceremonial disposal of reflectors, adjusting of gubbins and kitting out with parts and accessories, he left Harry’s a very happy bloke.

First ride in the UK and it was down to me to show him the commuter route from Manchester to Altrincham. Through the Uni Campus, Whitworth Park, Alexandra Park, Broughton Park, Southern Cemetary, Chorlton Water Park, River Mersey to Hardy Farm, over the bridge, Sale Water Park, over the motorway bridge (the only climb on the route) through Sale and onto the canal by the Bridge Pub and then it was then just a case of straight lining it into the heart of Altrincham. It’s about 14km as the crow flies so in an offroad guise it’s probably closer to 16km.

After reaching familiar territory, it was time to head home and after two and a bit hours on the bike it felt like I’d been on a proper ride and no mistake. The Ti Deluxe was flying and it was a great ride. I was a bit jealous of the longer distance commuting potential, but after dealing with the headwind back up the canal, I think I might actually be quite happy with my own ride in each day. I’m sure I’ll find a few opportunities to do the long route home over the coming months.

Once home it was a rapid turn around and into the S to fly back to pick Tyrrell up and continue onwards to London village for a bit of a business perk. Tickets for the England vs Ireland match at Twickenham. We made it (just), ended up getting a little bit chilly in the stands, but watched an ace game with a crunching (and disappointing) finish drom an excellent viewpoint in the stands. After the match we discovered that we’d manged to get bargain parking at the Twickenham Waitrose in the region of 23p and hour and as we drove back and saw signs advertising Rugby parking for between £10 and £25 we couldn’t help but feel smug.

Geoff Kabush’s antics are now part of a regular Cyclingnews feature. For 2006 the popular Canadian mountain bike racer will once again be bringing us his unique slant on the racing scene in his diary as he campaigns the NORBA circuit for Team Maxxis. Catch up with the larger than life Canadian here.

Check out this BBC video of a skier taking part in the Red Bull freeride comp on the Monte Rosa in the Italian Alps. Jani Pogacar survived being caught up in a massive avalanche as he began his descent, but managed to ski out of trouble.

Llandegla

Eeek. That’d be another week that’s flown by then. Well last Saturday went as planned. I dropped the frame off at C&G, went riding around Llandegla and popped in to see Tim at Sideways. We had a good chat about life, bikes and everything, including and then to catch up with everyone at Harry Hall’s. Simon had managed to get hold of a copy of the new Specialized 25 years of Stumpjumper book.

Llandegla was a bit weird. For a start it’s not signposted when you get to Llandegla village, so it took a bit of driving around looking for the entrance to the forest park, but once there the site facilities were pretty good, except for the fact that there are no bins. Well that’s not strictly true – there’s one in the log-cabin building. I thought that was a bit weird that as loads of bikers have energy bar wrappers and stuff that they use at rides and invariably endup with wrappers and empties. If they want you to take your rubbish home they should at least put up signs to that effect.

_ Map of Llandegla _ A switchback somwhere _

The riding was a bit odd too. The first bits of Singletrack from the start were closed for no apparent reason. I think I ended up getting fireroad blindness, became bored and just hoiked the bike over the tape and rode it anyway. Some of the best bits of the entire day were ‘off-limits’ and after driving for 3 hours to get there I wasn’t going to miss them easily. In fact all the riding on the red route is a bit unusual.

There are one or two good rhythm sections, but there are too many bits that just don’t flow. Jumps into corners without berms. Massive two metre berms where you have no speed to carry into them. Jumps on slow and uphill bits. Fast swoopy downhill bits without jumps – when if they were there you’d think, ‘Ooh that was nice’. There were a lot of wet muddy bits that need to be armoured and aren’t and then there are some really nice bits, even a few technical sections that make you think twice. On the whole just when you’re really enjoying the riding, it’s all over and before you know it you’re back at the start. I’ll be returning, but the first impression wasn’t that ‘I can’t wait to go back’ buzz that Betws-y-Coed and Coed-y-Brenin induced.

Tyrrell is replacing Chris on the Trans-Wales adventure at the end of next month. He’ll be picking his new shiny Stumpjumper up from Harry’s tomorrow morning. He’s so excited about it he’s been bouncing off the walls all week at work. It’s going to be an ace trip and I’m really looking forward to it. I guess I should probably order some maps for it about now and start thinking about the route. I’m hoping that our ride won’t involve anything as spectacular as this.

Finally this is the webpage of One Odd Dude. There’s some call photography and stuff on there. Check it out.

Change

It’s been a while since I’ve had a chance to run an update on the site, partly because I’ve been developing things over at The Owners’ Club and partly because I’ve been working on Ladybird Estates for a friend and former colleague, who has done what seems to be a sensible thing, because the option of looking at this doesn’t look to shabby when there’s icy sleet hammering against your window. Both sites seem to be doing well and I’m fairly please with them both. Of course they both need some further development and there are some plans in the pipeline for both of them.

It seems like ages since I rode around South Wales with Mike and Dan, but their hard work has now paid off and the latest issue of What Mountain Bike features a route guide based on our exploits. It was a great day out and the weather was good as the shots show. Dan was carrying around a camera pack that weighed more than the Enduro I was riding or the whole day. My photos from the trip are up here. you can catch up with Dan’s latest exploits over in Canada in his blog and of course Mike can be found keeping Bikemagic running smoothly.

I was up in Scotland last Monday and managed to get out into the hills and escape from civilisation. Captain Thorne and I negotiated raging rivers, near-certain death, stormed hill fort encampments, spotted for deer, swigged single malt and found a fantastic bakery that did haggis pies for lunch. There was much discussion about politics, the future of the world economy and quite where we were. Admitting I had been carrying a compass around for the whole day at a certain key point seems to have saved the day and meant we ended up finishing the route we had planned when it wasn’t looking certain that we would. Photos are in the gallery.

The Kona Project will get one step closer to completion this weekend as I’m taking the frame over to the paintshop on Saturday. C&G in Liverpool are the local sprayers of choice at the moment. Apart for a set of quick releases I’ve all the parts that I need to build it up. With the racing season approaching this classic little steel number is going to be getting some solid use. I have also been thinking about getting the cranks off the Singlespeed powder coated as they’re looking fairly tatty these days. My searching around leads me to think that this reasonably local firm might be a good bet for the job.

Talking of Kona, they’re gettinga lot of respect from people for setting up the Kona Africa Bike Project off the back of Hank & Frank’s Adopt an AfricaBike scheme. Here’s how it works:

* For $100, you, your shop, your family…can adopt an AfricaBike.

* Payment can be made either through our PayPal account (mgeraci@base-camp1.com) or by mailing a cheque to Base Camp (USA), KonaWorld (Canada) or Kona Europe (other international).

* Along with your cheque you can include a small sticker from your favorite bike shop and we will paste it on to the bike.

* After the adopted bike is built and tested, we will take a photo of the bike and email it to you upon our return.

* Kona will keep a gallery of the bikes posted on this site as well as a listing of people and organizations that have adopted a bike.

All funds collected through this program will go towards financing future AfricaBike projects. That’s it. Kona are going to keep it clean and simple, an efficient way to support the program. Sounds like a plan.

Wondercaty sent me three links. First up I haven’t seen Brokeback Mountain, but after watching this, I don’t think I need to. Secondly this looks like something those crazy Germans might come up with – a bike pedaled by seven people sitting in a circle that has a top speed of 10mph – the conference bike. Then there was the story about the IT gigolo – I actually know some one who’s not to far of the mark on this one. Girls love cars and money (and men who can fix their computers it seems). Finally there’s this:

From: Cristian
Subject: Don’t we all know this

dilbert

more dilbert here

Ice Bike Ride

I’d arranged with the Singletrack editorial board to head up to Calderdale and drop into the new Singletrack Office to discuss the possibility of an article for the mags. I arrived armed with cakes from the bakers around the corner and left with some inspiration and a list of objectives. Chipps’ real coffee tasted fantastic and it was great to see the place.

The bike was still in the car from Sunday and I’d taken it and kit just in case there was a possibility of a ride, but in the end the opportunity didn’t materialise and as the afternoon was pressing on I decided to head off to familiar territory. From Milnrow I headed cross-country on a nice drive via Delph over to Longendale. I say nice, but really I was playing roulette with the fuel gauge. Was there enough Optimax sloshing about to make it?

That didn’t really seem as important as taking in the stunning scenery up on the moors. The tops were dusted with snow and it reminded me of the icing sugar on tops of cakes in the Bakers. I rolled in to the car park in Royston Vasey, parked up and kept the faffing to a minimum as I changed kitted up and headed out of town. The bike was completely caked from Sunday, but the car had done a good job of drying it out so it was dry mud rather than wet and the drive train had that crunchy not working very well feeling for about 30 seconds until a big puddle splash was sufficient to get it wet and working again.

For those that don’t know it, the Longendale trail follows the old railway line up the valley from Hadfield to the Woodhead Tunnel. It’s a good route a because it’s low risk in Winter, is reasonably short and is a bit of a test. Today the long climb up the valley was into a bitter headwind. The Endura bibknicks with their three-quarter length cut left my shins exposed to an icy chill, so they were red with cold.

The noise of an emergency services siren caught my attention as it approached over my shoulder and a look up the valley side showed a fire engine out of Glossop heading up towards the Woodhead Pass. I guess someone’s patience had run out, they’d taken a gamble and run out of luck. I’ve diced with death on that road in the past and now know that it’s not worth the risk – your better to sit tight and wait it out, rather than try an overtaking manoeuvre on one of the many blind bends or crests. It’s a road that has taken away many lives including being accredited with the macabre defeat of JMC.

I thought of this as the sleet bounced off the shell of my jacket. It made the same static hissing noise as a TV tuned between channels. The degree of snowfall was only really apparent from the reduced visibility and its slow build up in the folds of my jacket. Even rubber necking to look at the accident on the Woodhead was a problem due to icy chills making my ears hurt. I was climbing, no point getting the beanie out yet. I’ll just end up too hot.

The thrup thrup thrup of a chopper overhead makes me think of one of Jo Burt’s Mint Sauce cartoons. It’s up above somewhere, probably an air ambulance for the accident, but I can’t see it anywhere. Forty-five minutes after leaving the car I arrive at the Woodhead Tunnel. I crouch down behind a wall on the gravel out of the wind and stop for a mini packet of Fangtastics. The sugar rush is great, but you can feel your teeth dissolving as you chew on them

I contemplate taking the route straight back out the way I’ve just climbed, but decide that since I’ve earnt the height it’d be a shame to waste it. Heading further up the valley is where the interesting trails can be found, but it’s a good two degrees colder up here, so the helmet pads come out, the beanie goes on and I’m back on the bike. I think riding the footpath out into the Open Access Area. There’s that trail that always looks so inviting from the car as it switch backs down the slope from the moorland summit.

I decide against it today and head up from the carpark an out onto an eerily quiet Woodhead Pass. It should be buzzing with Trunk Road traffic, but it’s only a solitary passing ambulance that reminds me what has happened about half way up. I grind on into the wind, riding in the gutter until I find the turn off for the Bridleway. I’m right on the shoulder of the valley now and the double track farmer’s access route contours around the hill maintaining its height.

With the wind at my back I carve fresh tracks in the snow, which is a lot deeper than expected. It’s amazing to think that it was only Sunday that I was taking pictures in the sun wearing only a gillet and long sleeved winter top. Today I’m wearing two layers of long sleeved merino and an XCR Mountain Jacket and I’m toasty once I get going, but the water repellent properties of my board shorts have long since expired and while they’re keeping the wind out, I’m wet through and I get the distinct impression that the fabric at the back of my knees is near to freezing.

The sheep are hard to make out against a landscape of greys, blacks and white. They’re only given away by their movement as I ride along the trail. As I pass though a gate, a cacophony of baaing signifies my arrival and soon a whole flock is starting to converge looking for food. I know I’m out of shape and have a green jacket, but surely I’m not so big that they’re associating me with a hay carrying Land Rover? The gradient increases and soon they’re long behind as I fly down the hill. Strange hoof tracks in the snow, make me think of recent yeti rumours in Papua New Guinea, but the rounding of the next bend reveals that the owners of these tracks are in fact a herd of cattle huddled in a hollow on the double track. I have to slow to a crawl and the cold wind makes me pleased that they soon part and let me pass.

As I descend back down to the road, the backlog of traffic shows that I have emerged just below the accident site. Ambulances, fire engines and police still there, but there is no obvious wreckage. I cruise down on the asphalt until the turn off for Glossop and head over the reservoir. `As my speed increases, I’m aware that the tyres make a buzzing sound like a turbo prop plane building up speed. Across the dam and I’m back on the trail. The moorland bridleway was a much better descent, but the snow and standing water in puddles and two stream crossings mean water has tricked into my winter boots and overcome the ability of my wool socks to keep my feet warm. I used to carry an extra pair and Goretex socks when I was using the train to get places. That was you can get warm dry feet, even if they have to go back in the same soaking shoes. It’s a trick I picked up from a Captain on the Royal Artillery range down in Wiltshire years ago.

Cold feet aren’t too much of an issue right now. I’m hammering back on the trail with a downhill grade and a tail wind. My soaked feet are at the back of my mind as I pop manuals over puddles, trying to cut the spray. It feels like I’m flying home, compared to the grind I was enduring an hour ago heading up. Before I know it I’m back to the car. Changing into a full set of dry clothes is a big bonus and warms me up instantly. As I put the bike in the car the ice on the frame and components is a reminder that it really was cold up there today.

New Hope

On Sunday I managed to get out for a ride of great proportions in the Peaks on the back of an invitation from a friend of a friend. It was ace because despite having been riding there for about 9 years I was shown some new trails and some I’d forgotten about and rediscovered. The company was grand and the riding was good. My theory that a hardtail is fine for the Peaks held up, but it did take a pinch flat of the rear wheel to remind me I was no longer riding a six inch travel full susser.

Indy Fab in muddy horror
It’s a burly hardtail now

I think I need a different pair of (wider) bars and some different grips, but otherwise the bike is completely sorted. There was some chain suck but I think that was either due to the tenacious properties of the gritstone mud or the fact that the alloy inner rings on XT Hollowtech II chainsets are just rubbish. The latter is a distinct possibility so I will need to strip it down and change it over with a steel one and check the damage. I’m hoping it’s not too bad. Big thanks to Tim for leading the ride and to Andy for the invite on the day. Photos are up here.

The Rockall Times is a cynical view of the world and is well worth a look. Amongst other news: Islamic rage sweeps Rockall – Scandies advised to leave sacred islet. Check it out.

After going into the body shop for some under carriage alterations to prevent the future pitter patter of more tiny feet in the Childerhouse family home, the former Firestarter is now back on the bike and keen for the post Easter Trans Cambrian Way adventure. As soon as I hear from Scotland I’ll be a bit happier.

I hope that this isn’t a thing that people will see in Windows Vista. One massive Windows error message