Ped Down

I rode into work today mulling over the fact that the trackstand at the lights is a lost art. At lot of cyclists just seem to ignore the lights and ride on through them. I see it all the time it drives me mad. It clearly drive a lot of motorists mad too, because there are some choice comments in this thread on Pistonheads. Comments like these:

what!!! you mean like the to$$er that cycled through a red lighted PEDESTRIAN crossing in front of me causing me to brake very hard and still hit the t***. So the fact i was travelling at 20mph in a 30 mph limit, with my lights on going through a green lighted junction (with pedestrian crossing controlled by ligfhts) makes it MY FAULT that he cycled from the footpath at great speed, through said red light over a crossing designed to be walked over straight into the front of my car!! Absolute B*****!! He took me to court after £50,000 compensation. When I hit him, he had NO INSURANCE, so could not claim for damages off him. Amazingly, 5 days later, blame and claim he has insurance to sue me. I took it all in my stride, NOT, and fought him in court. What a joy for common sense, cqse dismissed he copped for my court costs. Still lost a day off work and the cost of repair to my car. Each case bshould be tried on its merits and you are INNOCENT UNTIL PROVEN GUILTY, i thought that was the premise for justice in this country. God I hate these interfering bloody do-gooders. Sorry if i offended anyone but I got a tad annoyed when i read that.

Contrasting with:

I’d like to see the legal onus placed on all cyclists that hit pedestrians and all pedestrians that step on insects and all insects that…….

Am i alone in being confused then, as a non ‘Londoner’ i thought it was a legal blood sport to be able to knock cyclists off? unfortunately too many hills round here so you don’t see many of the blighters…….

And at the other end of the spectrum this:

As a keen cyclist and petrol head I agree that this is a mad idea, whoever is at fault should be responsible.

However, most drivers in cars are blind to cyclists and would almost run them over rather than give them any consideration. I do not go through red lights or ride on the pavement, and like to think I am a considerate road user, regardless of the form of transport I am using.

The other morning, a fat c*** in a transit pick up passed me too close. So I give him a load of verbal and raise my hand in a v-sign, at which point the back of his van catches my hand. That is too close, whether or not my hand is by my side or at full arm’s length. He then brakes and obviously wants to get into the finer points of this, but the volume of traffic means he can’t just stop, so he waits for me in the nearest layby. Maybe I am mentally deficient, but if I had done that I would have said sorry, not been looking for a fight.

Further on, a dope in a Zafira pulled out in front of me causing me to swerve and brake. I give him a load of verbal too, and then because the traffic is moving slowly, I catch him, so we argue about it, me on my bike, him is his 1.5 ton heap of Luton’s finest, moving along the road at 15-20 mph. I tell him what the problem is, so he starts edging his heap nearer and nearer to me. So, some other clown in the wrong, and he is threatening me with his vehicle. What a big man!

The fact is that in most towns today, a push-bike is as quick as a car. I can certainly out-brake and out-steer anything on four wheels, and with the aid of a slight downhill, 30 mph is not difficult. I am infinitely more vulnerable than even a motorbike, and I just want to be able to make my journies in safety. I think this is what Cycling England are driving at.

On the Bike User Group mailing list at work some one has posted today about how he had an accident in 2006 and was hit by a bin wagon on a round about a 1 mile from his house. He was about 3 foot away from being crushed under the wagon and was saved by putting my arm out which threw him forward. He woke up with the truck right above him, the driver denied he did anything wrong and said that the cyclist jumped in front of him. So it’s the usual – it’s never their fault scenario that riders generally get (although I’d say it’s 50/50 in my experience of three over the bonnets and one through a windscreen). Anyway this dude was knocked out and suffered from severe concussion for about 2 to 3 weeks and mild concussion for about 3 months after.

So, back to today, and on the way into work a pedestrian just decided to walk across the road in front of me. I would have rung my bell, but that would have meant I would have had to release my death grip on the bars required to get both hands on the brakes. I resorted to yelling:

“whoa, whoa, whoa, WHOA, WHOA, WHOA, W-H-O-A!

Which by the time I was about to run the silly cow over finally penetrated through her headphones and she had a proper fright and then fell over on the slippy wet tarmac. Which actually probably saved her because otherwise whe would have been wearing 95kg of me and a roadrat milliseconds later. By the time I’d slid to a halt and turned around to look, she was already picking herself up and walking away.

Riding to work it’s great. Never a dull moment.

Special

Today a new bar has been set, a new record for idiots on the roads in cars with a record four incidents on the way into work.

1. Asian minicab driver in a silver Toyota Avensis tries to execute a right turn across a crossroads into the path of the oncoming traffic. Problem was at that point the oncoming traffic was me so he received a wake up call with a cheery “WHAT ARE YOU DOING YOU F’ING DICK?”. Which he heard even over his banging Asian beats.

2. Next set of traffic lights some woman in a Green Skodia Octavia Estate jumps a blatant red light and does the same. I’d spotted this one happening and had actually based through the junction by the time she completed it. This rather annoyed the bloke in the black Audi S3 behind me who gave a good old foghorn blast on his horn, then dropped the clutch and launched off the junction in a fury of squealing tyres, burning rubber and turbo psst.

3. Nissan van stopped at the set of traffic lights with hazards on midway through the Bends of Fury. Sitting there reading the paper whilst blocking a lane as far as I could tell. It did make the other drivers rather furious. Maybe he was doing it on purpose.

4. Woman in a pale blue and ancient Toyota Corolla stopped LOOKING AT A MAP on the slip road off the Mancunian way whilst blocking the whole thing. Sheer genius, clearly she had a death wish as it’s pretty much blind and cars are doing about 40 mph at that point.

Commuter Lottery

Students are back in the City, so the commuting lottery will now commence. The traffic today was horrendous and I suspect that tempers will be shortened, as irritated and impatient drivers start doing stupid things. Like trying to kill me. Still I’m quite liking Autumn so far. It seems to be significantly drier than the summer.

Say What?

Made plans to ride this weekend but never touched the trails. I think my body was telling me it was run down and my brain took the hint. Instead it was two days of shopping, tidying, fettling and doing odd jobs. Today I feel like I’ve ridden a 24hr race. My legs feel heavy and my thought is cloudy. The Merc CLK55 that came withing 6 inches of my bars on the way in barely raised an eyebrow and I couldn’t be bothered to berate the fool who edged out and jumped the lights on his hardtail with slicks whilst listening to Hed Kandi or some other tunes pumping into his brain via horrible fluoro green headphones. I was concentrating too hard on the ride. I think there’s an ear infection involved and I feel rubbish.

Six Days

Sunday: Engaging ride in the Peak District on the Singlespeed
Monday: Commute in to work in the rain
Tuesday: Stonking blast home with a tail wind
Wednesday: Chilly weather is back for the second day in a row.
Thursday: Chain came off again accelerating away from the lights
Friday: Amazing tow in to work in the slipstream of a van

Trees Down

Went up to Llandegla today for the first time in ages. Managed to arrive before it became too busy, but still ended up in the overflow carpark because numpties with 4x4s need to occupy spaces that you could fit two cars into. These people need to learn how to park as it was pretty shocking the number of times it had happened.

The forest has been transformed by recent clear cut felling of vast areas and what used to be fast flowing woodsy sections are now open and exposed. It makes you apprecaite the layout of the valleys and hills around the site. I wonder how the trails will fair with some winter weather now they’re not quite so protected.

The new red section is fantastic. The singlespeed was in seatdown pedal like your feet are on fire attack mode and it was great getting some air and floating over the jumps. There are some new sections else where that have opened including some new short and cheeky black bits that are a bit of fun and there’s some much bigger sections that are due to open very soon. We’ll definitely be heading back. Finished up with a BBQ at the ‘trailhead’ visitors centre and managed to avoid the rain, in all a top day out!

Technology Fail

With the commuter bike in the office since Friday, this morning was another run into work. My last run a few weeks ago was somewhat scuppered by the fact that I left the iPod touch in the office so the Nike+ had nothing to talk to. So this time I was more organised and had everything I needed at home. Still this run was ruined by the fact that the Nike+ transmitter wouldn’t talk to the iPod. In the end I ran in with music and discovered after some fettling over lunch that an iPod reboot seems to have made them start talking to each other again. Which is frustrating because if I’d know that was the cure this morning, I wouldn’t have had to hop around like a loon in the rain trying to fiddle with the Nike+ sensor from my shoe trying to work out how to power cycle it.

Tired Legs

It’s been windy the last few days, but I’m not sure it’s windy enough to explain how tired my legs feel. Mmm. Hope it’s not me coming down with something. The smell of autumn is in the air. Summer never really seemed to happen beyond two nice weeks in June here in the UK. I’m just glad that I’ve been able to get over to Europe to see some sunshine and feel some heat. Swimming in the Med is great.