Yeah, Cheers!

“Where did you learn to drive* (knobhead)!”

Today’s choice phrase from the commute in was directed to an African brother behind the wheel of a Vauxhall Zafira who tried to kill both the bloke riding in front of me by accelerating from a standstill up the inside of him through a series of empty parking bays to undertake and then swerved out in front of him (resulting in a two fingered salute and some of Manchester’s finest effing and jeffing from my two wheeled brother in arms).

Then he slams on and starts indicating right as I’ve just caught up with him in traffic. So I begin to filter through on the inside at which point he then changes his mind and almost squishes me as he rejoins the main flow of traffic. I caught up with him at the queue of traffic for the next lights and scared the bejesus out of him by heckling his driving skills in a rather loud manner through the open drivers window as I overtook him.

* Mental note, should have added “…playschool?“